By Johnny Sharpe
Delve into those pages to find a tremendous number of saucy sidesplitters that'll have your pals howling with laughter—or blushing with embarrassment! impolite and raunchy, this publication isn't for the faint-hearted, however it promises a barrelful of stomach laughs because it takes a mischievous peek on the naughtier facet of existence.
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Lady Cynthia, a spinster for 60 years, was finally forced to get married because of financial difficulties within her aristocratic family. On the night of the honeymoon, she walked into the bedroom wearing a long white nightdress and a pair of long white gloves. " demanded her new husband. " * A rather arrogant social climber liked to impress her friends and relations by putting on sumptuous dinner parties. One night, however, as they were all sitting around the table, her stomach took a turn for the worse, and she was unable to contain a fart.
The rich boyfriend presented his girlfriend with a beautiful fur coat made out of skunk. " "Well, f*ck off," said the boyfriend. " * A woman has her portrait painted by a local artist and asks him if he would paint her dripping with fabulous jewels. " * Three brothers are left their father's business in his will. " "Now, wait a minute," says the third and youngest son. "What about me? " The other two confer before turning back to their younger brother. " * "Hello, Bates," said Lady Smythe to the gardener.
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Absurdly Big Adult Joke Book by Johnny Sharpe